It could be a game show there are so many now. I can practically hear the studio announcer “Come on down! You can ruin other people’s lives and your career as the next contestant on Harass That Ass! If this doesn’t make any sense, you haven’t been paying attention to the news lately. See, there’s … More Who’ll Be Our Next Contestant?
With a few changes, the Internet can be your happy place again! … More Are You Part of the Cancer or Part of the Cure?
In honor of Labor Day, I wanted to celebrate those people who do some of the worst jobs out there. With thanks. We need people who are willing to sniff the effectiveness of anti-antiperspirants. We also need that poor guy who stands in the john of a ritzy restaurant and offers towels to– –WTH? No,…
Good people of Haynestown, I didn’t think I’d ever have to do this, but the world has left me no choice. I can’t keep this buttoned up any longer, and evidently I’m not the only one since now another cable TV talking head is accused of sending lewd pics to co-workers. Will they ever learn? It … More Are D*ck Pics the New Dozen Roses?
In case it slipped your mind, Father’s Day is almost here. It snuck up on me too, and I’m a father! So if your dad is still alive or is one you actually want to celebrate with, there’s still time to pickup up something meaningful. Don’t wait until Sunday and show up with a gas … More Are You Turning Father’s Day into Groundhog Day?
I almost texted someone this morning. It was a little playful, kind of heartfelt, and bordered on sappy. But then I thought better of it. Why? Because a meme that rolled across my screen suggested it was a BAD idea. It had a photo of a rear view mirror and some shit about letting go … More Do You Speak Meme?
How was your Monday? Don’t answer yet. We’ll put a pin in that. When my kids get ready for school, I’m amazed how they move. If I could measure it, I’d bet glaciers move faster. And if I’m not standing over them reciting (shouting) the steps that each of them need to be doing at … More Are You a Reason Why Mondays Suck?
I enjoy social media. It’s fun to share some laughs, a recipe here and there, and to see what everyone’s up to as we speed through life. But I hate it a little too. I hate the consequence, intended or unintended, of making people feel like they’re not good enough. Not doing enough. Not living … More Is it Still Okay to be Yourself?
Well, lovebirds – Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. And if you thought to yourself, “Oh shit, I haven’t gotten anything,” there’s still time to avoid being an empty-handed douchebag this year. You’re welcome. I can only guess what’s going on at companies that specialize in traditional, yet somewhat thoughtless gifts for the … More It’s Not Too Late for Love!
I’m paddling into unfamiliar waters here, and to be honest it scares me. Why? Because there’s nothing funny about it. But this post has been clawing to get out for a while and I simply can’t hold it in any longer. I’ve heard too many stories from people close to me lately, so I’m about … More Are You Making the Father of All Mistakes?