Are You Part of the Cancer or Part of the Cure?
October 28, 2017
With a few changes, the Internet can be your happy place again! … More Are You Part of the Cancer or Part of the Cure?
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Are D*ck Pics the New Dozen Roses?
August 8, 2017
Good people of Haynestown, I didn’t think I’d ever have to do this, but the world has left me no choice. I can’t keep this buttoned up any longer, and evidently I’m not the only one since now another cable TV talking head is accused of sending lewd pics to co-workers. Will they ever learn? It … More Are D*ck Pics the New Dozen Roses?
Are You Turning Father’s Day into Groundhog Day?
June 16, 2017
In case it slipped your mind, Father’s Day is almost here. It snuck up on me too, and I’m a father! So if your dad is still alive or is one you actually want to celebrate with, there’s still time to pickup up something meaningful. Don’t wait until Sunday and show up with a gas … More Are You Turning Father’s Day into Groundhog Day?
Do You Speak Meme?
May 13, 2017
I almost texted someone this morning. It was a little playful, kind of heartfelt, and bordered on sappy. But then I thought better of it. Why? Because a meme that rolled across my screen suggested it was a BAD idea. It had a photo of a rear view mirror and some shit about letting go … More Do You Speak Meme?
Are You a Reason Why Mondays Suck?
April 18, 2017
How is your Monday so far? Don’t answer yet. We’ll put a pin in that. When my kids get ready for school, I’m amazed how they move. If I could measure it, I’d bet glaciers move faster. And if I’m not standing over them reciting (shouting) the steps that each of them need to be … More Are You a Reason Why Mondays Suck?
Is it Still Okay to be Yourself?
March 13, 2017
I enjoy social media. It’s fun to share some laughs, a recipe here and there, and to see what everyone’s up to as we speed through life. But I hate it a little too. I hate the consequence, intended or unintended, of making people feel like they’re not good enough. Not doing enough. Not living … More Is it Still Okay to be Yourself?
It’s Not Too Late for Love!
February 10, 2017
Well, lovebirds – Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. And if you thought to yourself, “Oh shit, I haven’t gotten anything,” there’s still time to avoid being an empty-handed douchebag this year. You’re welcome. I can only guess what’s going on at companies that specialize in traditional, yet somewhat thoughtless gifts for the … More It’s Not Too Late for Love!
Are You Making the Father of All Mistakes?
January 28, 2017
I’m paddling into unfamiliar waters here, and to be honest it scares me. Why? Because there’s nothing funny about it. But this post has been clawing to get out for a while and I simply can’t hold it in any longer. I’ve heard too many stories from people close to me lately, so I’m about … More Are You Making the Father of All Mistakes?
Seven Days ’till the Donald
January 14, 2017
In seven days a fleet of U-Haul trucks will be backing up the White House. Depending on what side of the aisle you’re on, it’s being celebrated either as the second coming or lamented as the arrival of the antichrist. Where all that shit is going to land is anybody’s guess, but the changes are … More Seven Days ’till the Donald
What are YOU Doing Differently in 2017?
January 1, 2017
Enough complaining about 2016. Make the calendar great again! … More What are YOU Doing Differently in 2017?
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